polterdyke: latte, iced, and drip!

Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.

I believe I am truly caring and will do anything for someone if it helps them. I try really hard to understand people and listen to them when they need it. And I also try really hard to help people see the bright side of something and maybe provide a little perspective? I think that’s good.

Will answer the other two in a photo set! Thanks love


*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

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Send me a cup of coffee.
Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.
Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.
Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.
Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.
Iced: Make the weirdest face you can.
Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.
Drip: Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.
Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.
Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.

Today is the day I promise to take more days to take care of myself.

" If you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism. "


i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth

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i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

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Can’t sleep and it’s 5 hours until I have to get up for work again. Fuck me.

I’m just going to cry and drive fast.